NOTE: Check back for updates on a regular basis.Some memorable lines...
"A truly moral life... requires a great deal of luck." -- Francesca (from TTUS, "Francesca: A Physical Education", Feb. 12 1989)
"God grant me the serenity to accept members of the opposite sex and not the opposite sex's members -- and the wisdom to know the difference." -- Linda Granger (from TTO Sex, Jan. 18 1997)
"If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers." -- Kay (from TTO Vanity, Mar. 6 1996)
[describing her own breasts] "rather shy, like bats hanging quietly in the dark, happy to be out of the limelight." -- Kay (from TTO Vanity, Mar. 6 1996)
"I'm a lawyer. You name it, I'll sue it." -- Sydney Kross (from TTO Health, Mar. 20 1996)
"Vegas is sight, sound, color and motion. It is greed, avarice, lust and desperation. It is hustlers, limos, heartbreak and neon dreams." -- Hope Finch on Las Vegas (from TTO Vegas, Feb. 8 1997)
"Could be a song... could be a Sophie B. Hawkins song." -- Hope commenting on the "really cool" last bit quoted above (from TTO Vegas, Feb. 8 1997)
"I don't do anything I like anymore." -- "Candy" Casino (from TTO Hollywood, Jan. 11 1998)
"Somebody has to die!!" -- Sydney Kross (from TTO Scandal, Jan. 20 1999) [it's the way she said it]
[sung] "When I was seventeen, I was really twenty-two...." -- Linda Granger (from TTO Lies, Jan. 27 1999)
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Revised April 20, 2008
Created by Roger Reini
with no assistance from his faithless companion, Karma, the Wonder Chameleon